These little peckers are cute. I don't mean that as an insult to their manhood but they only measure a half inch long—which is classified as ""itsy-bitsy."" It's not that the pecker isn't a foreboding beast of an organ, but anything this small is pretty adorable. Besides, these are the kind of penises that you want to be small. You'll be gobbling them down so fast that if they were any bigger you might choke!